सत्य धरोधर्म

यो एउटा रमाइलो फिल्म नेवार भाषा बुझ्ने मित्रहरुको लागि । अन्यले नेपाली सबटाइटल हेरेर बुझ्न सक्नुहुन्छ । हाम्रो पुरूष प्रधान समाजमा लोग्ने मान्छेले जति केटी साथी बनाए पनि केहि नहुने तर महिलाको केटा साथी भएमा कुरो काटिन्छ । यो फिल्ममा लोग्ने अरुसंग लाग्दा नपत्याउने श्रीमती आफ्नै आँखाले देखेर पनि श्रीमानलाई केहि भन्नु भन्दा सही मार्गमा ल्याउनै उचित ठान्छिन। त्यसको लागि उनी अर्को साथिको मद्दत लिन पुग्छिन, अनि श्रीमानलाई उल्टै इर्ष्या लाग्ने बनाउँछिन । रमाइलो प्रस्तुति भएकोले फिल्म हेर्न लायकको छ । मलाई त मन पर्यो है ।

Some Q & A

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

*********

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Customer: What other colors do you have?

*********

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.

Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

*********

Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?

Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

*********

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!

Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

*********

Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!

Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

*********

Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

*********

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

*********

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son: That's why I say she's no good!

*********

Lateral Thinking

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking .

Scroll down slowly and be honest

Think like a wizard . . ..

man

------------
board

Ans. = man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

stand
------------
i

Ans. = I understand

OK .

Got the drift ?

Let's try a few now and see

how you fare ?

/r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

Ans. = reading between the lines

r
road
a
d

Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you ?

Redeem yourself.

cycle
cycle
cycle

Ans. = tricycle

Not easy to figure out ha!

0
------------
M.D.
Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought ! !

knee

light

Ans. = neon light

( knee - on - light )

U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

ground
--------------------------------
feet feet feet feet feet

Ans. = five feet Underground

Oh no, not again ! !

he's X himself

Ans. = he's by himself

Now u messing up big time.

ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance

Not even close ! !

death ..... life

Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance ...................

THINK

Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is real fundoo - - -

ababababababababababababababababab...

Ans. = long time no 'C'