More Jokes!

• 'No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, I just wanna tell you... it's none of your business.'
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• A motorist hit a sparrow. He took that unconscious bird, put in to the cage with bread & water.
Bird wakes up, looks around & screams: 'Jail...!!! Oh My God! I've killed the motorist.'
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• What did the Zero say to the Eight?
'Nice Belt.'
0=8
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• Q: Why do all Afghans carry a piece of sandpaper?
A: Because they need a map.
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• What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
'Wow! New Underwear.'
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• 'Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.'
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