• Never start a project until you've picked out someone to blame.
• If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
• What is the definition of a Lesbian?
- Yet another Damn Woman trying to do a Man's job!!
• Easiest way to die:
1. Have a cigar daily - you will die 10 years early.
2. Have drinks daily - you will die 30 years early.
3. But love someone truly - you will die daily!