Marriage Counseling-2!!

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: SUPERMAN
After Marriage: GENTLEMAN
After 10 years: WATCHMAN
After 20 years: DOBERMAN
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A man, who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man, who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man, who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
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If you are married please ignore this massage, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day.
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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Mother replied, "So what do u want from me, sympathy?
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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
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Why men get married? Because after he died, if he went to heaven feels like amazing, or if you went to hell feels like home.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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Life is a paradox-
what you want you don't get(love)
what you get, you don't enjoy(marriage)
what you enjoy is not permanent(galfriend)
what is permanent is boring(wife)
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